The Onion Once Again Foreshadows Reality

Its astonishing how prescient the Onion parodies have been over time: This one is from February 2004 — 2 years ago . . .


(WARNING: Adult language)



Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
James M. Kilts
CEO and President, The Gillette Company
February 18, 2004 | Issue 40•07

What's been said:

Discussions found on the web:
  1. Lord commented on Feb 10

    Give me one sharp one. More simply means more to clog and faster to dull.

  2. Marc Brazeau commented on Feb 10

    The Flash Promo site is absolutely insane. It features a sexy lab director named Cassandra who actually starts taking off her clothes while she explains the razor. Six blades, now that IS hot.

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