Stephen Colbert: "You said ‘anyone who grew up on a farm
knows that evolution exists’. OK, are you saying a monkey can milk a cow?"
Peter Agre: "Well, if I can milk a cow I suspect a
monkey as smart as I am can milk a cow."
Stephen Colbert: "Are there monkeys as smart as you?"
Peter Agre: "I’m sure there are quite a few, quite a few.
Stephen Colbert: "Oh really? Mmhum. Do they give a Nobel prize for
throwing your own feces?"
Peter Agre: "……..That’s the Economics prize, I think."