I suggested that the Fed grabbed the plaque at the Statue of Liberty, and moved it to the Federal Reserve. They took this inscription:
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore."
And turned it into this:
"Give me your tired paper, your poorly performing mortgages, your huddled derivatives yearning to trade free, the wretched refuse of your balance sheets."
If you have a better explanation, I am all ears . . .