Apparently, Jesus has returned to earth — not the 2nd coming, mind you, but in the form of a cheetos, ice cream scoops, a fry pan, a wash basin, wood, slate, rock, sandwiches, french toast, pancakes, a tree — pretty much any form you can imagine — except, for some unknown reason, as a deity.
Want proof? Consider this hysterical collection of video clips from newscasts, who apparently have plenty of time to fill . . .