Excuse me while I get my Mitty Romney on, but there are two people I would like to see fired today: The first is whatever eejit wrote this headline: Retailers Keep Deals Flowing on 13% Holiday-Sales Jump — because it is quantifiably a false statement and does not meet the Bloomberg journalistic standards.
The second is whoever ruined my Bloomberg iPad. That person should be fired, than lit on fire, than urinated on to put the flames out.
If you have not yet upgraded to the latest version, I strongly suggest you DO NOT. Its garish, busy, scrolling, flashing hideous . . .