Calling Janet Yellen a "hawk" for slight hint that rates won't stay below zero for all eternity is flat out crazy.
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) March 20, 2014
Spelled with an “i”
— Chicken from heaven (@margafret) March 19, 2014
Where would any FOMC meeting be without a limerick?
Janet is loving the Taper She's tired of bidding-up paper Regarding our rates She's lengthened her dates She knows that our assets are vapor
— The Limerick King (@TheLimerickKing) March 19, 2014
My own contribution to the FOMC noise
In today's performance, the role of the OVERHYPED IDIOT, usually played by NONFARM PAYROLLS will be played by FED MINUTES instead.
— Barry Ritholtz (@ritholtz) March 19, 2014
Reasons to sell since March 2009
2009: Insiders are Selling 2010: HFT / Double Dip Recession 2011: Breakup of Europe 2012: Debt Ceiling 2013: Peak Margins 2014: Valuation
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) March 19, 2014
Spot what’s wrong with this chart
Forget the 1929 chart, this historical comparison is downright eerie. pic.twitter.com/5K6sqJmrh2
— Eddy Elfenbein (@EddyElfenbein) March 19, 2014
Everytime I see as pundit on TV screaming inflation, all I can think is Blow Hard!
Inflation expectations plummeting. 5-year breakeven rate is lowest this year, at 1.86 now. Still "well-anchored"? pic.twitter.com/Fp7xL4xJas
— Michelle Jamrisko (@mljamrisko) March 20, 2014
To buy a house, you have to work how long?
How many hours does the average American have to work buy the average new American house? pic.twitter.com/5FIXZV236a
— Brett Arends (@BrettArends) March 17, 2014
Data without Theory
This is what you get when you analyze big data with no theory. pic.twitter.com/ZoQ0LZhFa0
— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) March 19, 2014
Now THAT’S a Selfie
This is what a selfie should look like. pic.twitter.com/WQH6Fg3s3N
— Rich O'Toole (@RichOToole) March 20, 2014
And this selfie ain’t bad either – I will be swinging by the photographer of this selfie this afternoon from 3-4 to talk Taper & Market Tops
— Trish Regan (@trish_regan) March 21, 2014
Newly discovered Dinosaur is called Chicken from Hell
— Ben Leubsdorf (@BenLeubsdorf) March 19, 2014
Best. Coffee cup. Ever.
Best. Coffee cup. Ever. pic.twitter.com/8KYFPtCYln
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) March 16, 2014
It goes to 11
An age test. Fill in the blank: This one goes to _______ pic.twitter.com/IbqXPLhla2
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) March 19, 2014
— Lifehacker (@lifehacker) March 19, 2014
Best Bumper Sticker in JPL Parking Lot
Lots of great bumper stickers, personalized plates and the like in JPL parking lots. This might be the winner. pic.twitter.com/Jg3AN1bfnk
— Lyle Tavernier (@lyletav) March 19, 2014
A living refutation of Descartes
“I am a living refutation of Descartes. I am a codable sequence of proteins. I am a mind’s shadow.” —Strange Bodies, @marceletheroux
— James Gleick (@JamesGleick) March 19, 2014
Lastly, from the kid who snuck to the top of the WTC tower
— Justin (@JustinCasquejo) March 18, 2014