Long story short: I had a big pain with an Amazon order fuck up. It was lost, they made good and shipped a new order, than 2 months later the original order shows up. Trying to return it was abominable without a customer service number — which they make nearly impossible to find.
Here it is:
We do understand that there are times when you’ll want or need to talk to someone on the phone. For your future reference, our phone numbers are:
U.S. and Canada: 1-800-201-7575
If you want to thank me, you can pick something off my Wish List