. . . I will have already left for the long weekend.
She has instructions to terminate with prejudice:
Unpublish any impolite or off topic comments;
Delete anything that remotely looks like spam;
Suspend anyone starting a flame war;
Ban all trolls and asshats;
Show no mercy to anyone;
If you find yourself unpublished or banned this week, well, that means you are prime proctological material. You have offended her delicate sensibilities, and will have to wait until I return to file an appeal.
Please behave this week!