Been away from the screen most of today.
I’ve been spending quality time in Traffic Court. The consensus was that perhaps it would be best for all involved if I were to write a modestly substantial check to the local constables, and no one would make any mention of this unpleasantness ever again.
I am once again free to roam the countryside, to pillage and have my way with the young lassies, so long as I keep my velocity to sub light speed.
All in all, a ginormous waste of a day . . .