Why Don’t We Do It In the Road?

On Monday, I mentioned the restraint against bad Beatle puns in light of the Apple / iTunes announcement (WSJ: Beatles to Launch on iTunes).

Apparently, I spoke way to soon.

Jacob Goldstein of NPR followed up and collected the full list, in a delightfully pun-free post titled: Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey:

• Working It Out, iTunes to Sell Beatles Titles

• Apple, Beatles Work It Out

• The Long And Winding Road: Beatles Are Finally Coming To iTunes

• Apple reaches end of long and winding road

• Beatles and iTunes come together

• Apple, Beatles Finally Come Together?

• Beatles finally send all their loving — online

• Hello, Goodbye! The Beatles Come to iTunes, and Now We Can All Move On

• Do You Want To Know A Secret? Beatles Set To Debut On iTunes

• Can’t Buy Me Love, But Can Buy Me On iTunes: The Beatles

• EMI Says ‘Good Day Sunshine’ to Apple-Beatles Agreement

• Beatles on iTunes: Magical mystery revealed?

Woof . . .