New High Rise Townhouses
March 14, 2008 11:30am by Barry Ritholtz
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Well, they’re not making any more land, but they are making more double-wides…
The modular nature of this architecture lends itself ideally to a condo conversion. Not sure if this er… neck of the woods has been given the higher conforming loan limits necessary.
Watching photo like this, I think it is time to cover my short position if I have any!
Barry, ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Everglades finally may get developed. I have my eye on Penthouse.
Is one of those beauties a former house boat? Man, I love the thinking behind the concept. If Global Warming is real, we sail off into the sunset. What a selling point!
Sweet!!! where do you get those big trees? I’d totally live there….
Wow! That dark blue trailer looks very precarious.
Candominiums! Sweet!
Gotta love the cool orange storage ‘pods’ lower right. No visible rust, either.
plumbing?
Neil Boortz posted that on his site a week or so ago – the “Redneck Mansion”
“I call it ‘Manhattan Reimagined.’ We preserved the typical condo square footage and extrapolated the knock-on effects of a cyclical bear market. The Whitney is very interested.”
harry, plumbing? You don’t need no stinkin’ plumbing when you live so close to the water. Think of the sunsets while you read the Sunday Paper backed up to a big ole’ pine tree.
It’s like Swiss Family Robinson without the eco theme.
http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/provider/providerarticle.aspx?feed=ACBJ&date=20080314&id=8340310
I think the picture is at the right to get posted!!!
can you fix the two images that don’t load?
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Eric, I can have it at your site anytime you want it, but the shade thingy will be a problem once we cut it down to nail it somewhere on your site. It’s post modernism at it’s finest.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/redneck.asp
Funny pic, though.
I think the Red Barone lives in the white/green condo at far left. I want a pirate flag for mine because it just seems to fit what happening on Wall Street.
The upper left unit (green stripes) is onto the next alternative energy bubble. Seems like they bought a wind turbine with the HELOC money
Expect foreclosures even on these babies. According to this article, inflation has hit their staples. I refer, of course, to pizza and beer. If we see similar jumps in cigarettes and lottery tickets, the redneck class will be wiped out.
I suggest going long on moonshine.
>> Gotta love the cool orange storage ‘pods’ lower right. No visible rust, either.
“Pods”? Make that “outdoor walk-in closets”.
Don’t laugh. In a couple years this will be an American UPPER MIDDLE CLASS neighborhood.
New digs for Bear Stearns executives?
Excellent post to divert the angst. Kudos and DIBS ON THE PENTHOUSE!!!
I wonder what the HOA Fees are to live in this exclusive community? I love the large walk in closet concept for the Pods although during summers you can only hit the closet while temps hover just below 160 degrees inside these palace sized closets.
All these beauties are missing is an outdoor patio that’s as easy as attaching a rope or ladder so that homeowners can clammer up to the roof to take advantage of the pristine pastures for of goats. You haven’t lived till you hear there beautiful music at sunrise and sunset. Who needs an iPod when you have nature to soothe the soul?
Makes walking the dog a big pain in the ass, not to mention coming home with a snootful and having to negotiate the stairs to the penthouse.
Didn’t I read that Warren has recently invested in a manufactured home company? Well, once again, it seems he may have scored (maybe he’ll recoup some of the insurance losses writing policies to double-wide owners. Niche insurance.)
Dude,
Where’d you get those pictures of my family’s compound?
We generally shoot city slickers that come up here w/ them thar picture-taking devices.
I’m wondering how the financing for that property got a AAA rating!
Tom O
It must cost an ARM and a leg
Excuse me, do you guys remember what S&P say yesterday?
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2008/03/13/11571/panic-over-almost-or-so-says-sp/
Bend-over won’t discuss any of the important news of the day, but he has a wonderful torte recipe for those that want to take their minds off their dwindling fortunes. Maybe he mentioned tort law and was misquoted.
Is this the new Bear Stearns headquarters office?
Ben, you are doing great! So far I know where they may vacation this year, what his favorite dish is, and what’s in store for our important trading partner, Outer Mongolia!
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2008/03/14/11599/carlyle-creditor-banks/
The snowball is getting bigger!
when does the S&P 500 revisit 500? will we take out all the stops along the way? say good-bye to the Clinton era, the Greenspan era, Gingrich and Rubin and Bush and Cheney? what will the new world look like, which i anticipate we’ll be looking at sometime after Nov 4, when Big Ben gives up the heavy lifting and becomes a serious central banker again.
Outer Mongolia! Near the border of Russia? Oh Dear! Oh Dear!
just askin’ for a tornado…
Ben, where else can you find a new late model Yak for the commute when you can no longer afford oil?
larrybob,
You read my mind. I thought trailers sitting on the ground were the last place you wanted to be in a hurricane. How does that get any better when you stack them on top of one another?
So is a real pic or is it photoshopped?
I saw this in person. It was (is?) a theatre set for a Chekov play performed in Amsterdam.
heard it’s on an earthquake fault…
isn’t it on a Perenthian island, Malaysia ?
So Bear Stearns fired the first shot in the subprime debacle with the failure of those two hedge funds.
Is this the first shot in a cycle of (near) insovlencies? This could go on for a while.
Is there any way the FED could of handled this worse than the debacle before us? We have what amounts to a failure today, and our FED Chief refuses to discuss it or any other relevant questions. This is quickly beoming dark comedy.
Bank failure number 1
More coming to a market near you…….
They were smart to get in line first….the dumb ones will wish they had in about two months or so.
Ciao
MS
BTW S&P cuts BSC credit rating…..
After a 40% haircut.
How do these agencies remain in business with credibility like that…
Ciao
MS
Shoot da Bear.
Feeling kinda sorry for Al Schwartz. A good investment banker that took one for the team.
Reality can be therapeutic. It’s all relative to where you are right now. BBC did a spot on the tent cities going up around Los Angeles. The people there would jump at the chance to upgrade from tents to trailers. Meanwhile Bill Gates wants more wifi spectrum. Oh, and bubble boy tells us how great the economy is.
Ross-
Lying your ass off in front of millions in order to prop up share price for “friends” is not exactly what I call “a good investment banker”…..he may have taken one for “team” however which team that is remains to be seen.
He is a douchebag for being criminally negligent and knowing it at the time. Similar to C’s CEO giving out material non-public information to a group of bigger douchebags yesterday…..
Removeth thy head from thy……
Ciao
MS
Ben “The Illusionist” Bernanke has just about exhausted his repertoire of prestidigitation.
The financial system is nearing meltdown status. And Ben will be powerless to stop it.
I believe we will see real capitulation soon.
GLTA.
I love that place, I want to live there…..
COOL……..
Econolicious
MS,
You know I don’t disagree but I helped the guy when he was beginning his career. He was/is in an unteniable position.
I have never had any empathy for the crooks.
I’ll tell you a story from Al. He was being scouted for the majors and was in the Astrodome during fielding practice and watched Enos Slaughter using a Fungo hit the top of the dome…
Yea, kinda dates me.
Seriously, when Ben said there would be bank failures I thought, “Podunk National Bank”–but the 5th largest brokerage…maybe I don’t want this meltdown afterall. My bank is the one doing the bailing.
Reuse, recycle, and use it up. Cool! At least there is more creativity and inventiveness there, than the monster cookie cutter, stepford-ish homes most developers put together today. Hopefully none of the trailers are from FEMA (formaldehyde gas). Icks. Are these low maintenace too. No roofing expenses. No gutters. Comes already equipped with its own maintenance free siding. What’s not to like. Lots of nice windows. Must drive the assessors nuts.
My wife got a kick out of this one. I told her well its better than bamboo huts.
Sweet. Human Habitrail! Now my kids hamster will be the envious one.
New digs for Bear Stearns.
Maybe the corporate office complex model for about ten more major players.
Gee, isn’t that kind of like what a CDO looks like? No wonder our financial system is on the verge of a collapse!
I definitely love this picture, you inspired me to do atraction like this in our camping park :)
ps: great blog, great inspiration for my everyday analysis for clients in Slovakia. Thanks
I definitely love this picture, you inspired me to do atraction like this in our camping park :)
ps: great blog, great inspiration for my everyday analysis for clients in Slovakia. Thanks
Here’s the first I’ve seen of this… BBC piece on a Los Angeles Hooverville:
http://econvideo.blogspot.com/2008/03/bbc-tent-city-in-la.html
Beautiful; but must be contrived…
the supporting structure, including stairs is much more costly than the housing units themselves.
Survivalist compound?
With all the panic in the air, I’m surprised we’ve not seen a resurgence in that nut-layer of the social cake.
Hello Blog !
I am going to Florida to photograph the worst places for the Foreclosure crisis.
I need to photograph abandoned houses or not finished condos etc.
Anything that indicates the crisis.
Thanks for your help. My email is mortenphoto@yahoo.dk
Morten Andersen
Fantastic. I would set up an elevator immediately.
Graffiti on the walls would be good too.