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via YouTube User Recession
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Towards this end, we are putting our considerable resources and talents into thwarting you the best way we know how — we’re throwing a party. And we warn you, style, feasting and reveling will rule the day and no doubt continue on past dawn. By the way, don’t think that you can sneak under our velvet rope once the party has cleared. We intend to defy you every chance we get.
Hear that sound, Mr. Recession? That’s right. It’s laughter. Now, with all due respect, fuck off.