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In what forecasters are predicting will be the largest, most devastating disaster to hit Florida since the national economy collapsed, a Category 5 hurricane neared the Gulf coast this week, threatening thousands of repossessed and long deserted homes.
According to meteorologists, the incoming tropical storm could leave as many as 3 million residents every bit as homeless as they’ve been for the past year or so. “Those who haven’t already lost everything to the housing-market crash are urged to evacuate their homes immediately,” said Robert Menken, head meteorologist at the National Weather Bureau.
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Thousands Of Abandoned, Foreclosed Homes Threatened By Florida Hurricane
The Onion, SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 | ISSUE 45•37
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/97817
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