Here are my forecasts for 2014, guaranteed to not be wrong:
Category | Forecast |
Dow Jones Industrials | No idea |
S&P500 | WTF are you asking me for? |
10 Year Bond | Could not fathom a guess |
Emerging Markets | Who knows? |
Fed Fund Rates | Haven’t a clue |
US Housing Market | That’s a really good question |
Inflation | Not a clue |
GDP | Yes, we will probably have a GDP |
Unemployment | Thhhhpppptttt? |
ECB Rates | $%^&*! |
Growth in China | XXXX |
European Sovereign Debt | Hmmm, interesting . . . |
2014 Election outcome | HTF should I know? |
Abenomics & Japan | Domo Arigato |
Possibility of Recession in 2014 | Possibility & Probability are 2 different things |
That’s the most honest set of predictions you will read this season.
(This was part of a prior piece I wrote for Bloomberg earlier this month)
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