Here are my forecasts for 2014, guaranteed to not be wrong:
| Category | Forecast |
| Dow Jones Industrials | No idea |
| S&P500 | WTF are you asking me for? |
| 10 Year Bond | Could not fathom a guess |
| Emerging Markets | Who knows? |
| Fed Fund Rates | Haven’t a clue |
| US Housing Market | That’s a really good question |
| Inflation | Not a clue |
| GDP | Yes, we will probably have a GDP |
| Unemployment | Thhhhpppptttt? |
| ECB Rates | $%^&*! |
| Growth in China | XXXX |
| European Sovereign Debt | Hmmm, interesting . . . |
| 2014 Election outcome | HTF should I know? |
| Abenomics & Japan | Domo Arigato |
| Possibility of Recession in 2014 | Possibility & Probability are 2 different things |
That’s the most honest set of predictions you will read this season.
(This was part of a prior piece I wrote for Bloomberg earlier this month)
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