CNBC’s Jane Wells is a naughty, naughty girl.
She delightfully reports that the Moonlight BunnyRanch in Carson City, Neveda — the legal whorehouse featured on HBO’s "Cathouse" — is offering the first 100 customers who show up with their stimulus rebate checks twice the "services" for the same price. Guys that bring in their entire $1,200 check gets a special deal: three women and a bottle of bubbly.
Now you know why its called a stimulus check . . .
Sex and the Stimulus Package: "More Bang For The Buck"?!
CNBC, Jun.12 2008 12:57 PM ET
“Guys that bring in their entire $1,200 check gets a special deal: three women and a bottle of bubbly.”
The “entire $1,200” is the FAMILY check amount. Watch out for a pr firestorm on that one… money for hoes or baby formula???????
Definitely a recipe for some significant inflation. But then deflation will set in afterwards.
I say good for them!! ENJOY!!
You know prostitution has been legal all over the US for quite sometime now and in most cases, it costs you a lot more than $1200 and isn’t nearly as enjoyable!!
So, again, I say ENJOY each other and get all that the service offers.
Happy Friday, you lucky devils!!
I find this offensive… especially since I don’t qualify for a stimulus check!
Gives new meaning to “fuck the economy”.
“Definitely a recipe for some significant inflation. But then deflation will set in afterwards.”
I wonder if there is a penalty for early withdrawal?
Way to buy American!
Um yeah. Single Guy gets $600.
Only a Married person would get $1200. At least inferred is that married people (more likely to) pay for sex.
Then again, reading the story lets me do math. On the boob tube, receiving the information with visuals, they probably had pictures of women to distract from the ability to do math.
or — people don’t think when watching TV about sex.
What they don’t tell you is that you get the “pigs” for $1200…
If they do more stories like this, CNBC will quickly turn into the joke that Fox news has become.
What time is Sptizer showing up?
Re Ferox: Gives new meaning to “fuck the economy”.
I believe that real premise is ‘The f#cking you get, for the f#cking you got’.
As always, your mileage may vary….
Happy Friday the 13th to all!
For a brief moment there, you had really raised my hopes about that hottie Jane Wells…
In this context, “Plunge Protection Team” is a prophylactic.
This from the network that gloated when Spitzer went down. Seems to be a moral double-standard in the executive suites. However, maybe Jane was only being the Helpful Helen to her hairless colleagues (and Dennis Neal, too). Always the team player!
No wonder our country is being taken away, you people better wake up and grow up and start fighting for our country instead of acting like little boys and girls.Unless you want to answer to china and mid east very soon!!
So now it’s the orgy on tha Titanic instead of rearranging deck chairs? Aristotle, Socratese and Plato be damned; Americans are now all Epicurian all the time.
I need a drink.
Hey, at least Erin will be able to get another job where she has experience?
oohh aahh! Hedge that!
in regard of recent tax rebates watch this spirited instructional video:
Is it against the law to forge my wifes signature?
More bang for the buck? Or more fang for the fuck?
More bang for Buck