Once again, it is time for my annual forecasts. The predictions for 2017 are 100% guaranteed to not be wrong:
| Category | Forecast |
| Dow Jones Industrials | Not the slightest idea |
| S&P500 | You talkin’ to me ? |
| 10 Year Bond | Could not fathom a guess |
| Inflation | There will be ‘flation |
| GDP | More G, Less D |
| Unemployment | Yes, we will probably have Unemployment |
| Fed Fund Rates | I’m thinking Purplish |
| Crude Oil | Slippery |
| US Housing Market | Partly sunny; afternoon chance of scattered showers |
| Gold | Shiny! |
| Emerging Markets | Will see its shadow |
| Growth in China | 中國哲學書電子化計劃 |
| ECB Rates | Hmmm, interesting . . . |
| European Sovereign Debt | $%^&*! |
| Will Brexit happen? | Maybe |
| Abenomics & Japan | Domo Arigato |
| Possibility of Recession in 2017 | Possibility & Probability are 2 different things |
| Odds President Trump completes two terms | Doesn’t matter – its a Pence admin anyway |
That’s the most honest set of predictions you will read this season.
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