My “guaranteed to not be wrong” forecasts for 2020:
Category | Forecast |
Dow Jones Industrials | The Dow will be even Jonesier in 2020 |
S&P 500 | We should all be so lucky |
10 Year Bond | Looks tall for its age |
Emerging Markets | Will continue until it sees its shadow |
Fed Fund Rates | Should be ashamed of itself |
US Housing Market | Love it or list it |
Inflation | Witch Hunt! |
GDP | We have the grossest domestic product |
Unemployment | Gig this |
ECB Rates | Negative |
Gold | Shiny |
Bitcoin | This is the year. No, THIS is the year |
Growth in China | Will unofficially be wildly overstated |
European Sovereign Debt | Angela will be missed |
Market Volatility | Agreed |
Abenomics & Japan | Hello, Kitty! |
Possibility of Recession | More things are possible than will actually occur. |
2020 Election outcome | Can’t come soon enough |
That’s the most honest set of predictions you will read this season.
(based on a 2013 Bloomberg column)