My “guaranteed to not be wrong” forecasts for 2020:
| Category | Forecast |
| Dow Jones Industrials | The Dow will be even Jonesier in 2020 |
| S&P 500 | We should all be so lucky |
| 10 Year Bond | Looks tall for its age |
| Emerging Markets | Will continue until it sees its shadow |
| Fed Fund Rates | Should be ashamed of itself |
| US Housing Market | Love it or list it |
| Inflation | Witch Hunt! |
| GDP | We have the grossest domestic product |
| Unemployment | Gig this |
| ECB Rates | Negative |
| Gold | Shiny |
| Bitcoin | This is the year. No, THIS is the year |
| Growth in China | Will unofficially be wildly overstated |
| European Sovereign Debt | Angela will be missed |
| Market Volatility | Agreed |
| Abenomics & Japan | Hello, Kitty! |
| Possibility of Recession | More things are possible than will actually occur. |
| 2020 Election outcome | Can’t come soon enough |
That’s the most honest set of predictions you will read this season.
(based on a 2013 Bloomberg column)