George Carlin’s Modern Man



I’m a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I’ve been uplinked and downloaded.
I’ve been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
I’m a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.  (more…)

My Attorney Bernie, live by Blossom Dearie

Live version of My Attorney Bernie by Blossom Dearie. Words by Dave Frishberg.   Blossom Dearie – My Attorney Bernie  Live...

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